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  • Sep. 15th, 2009 at 7:41 AM
Daina - Holidays
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
- Alan Corenk

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  • Sep. 11th, 2009 at 8:22 AM
Fishing expedition gone awry
We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know.
- W. H. Auden

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  • Sep. 10th, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Men w/Books - v. Holloway aka o so prett
The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think.
- Edwin Schlossberg

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  • Sep. 8th, 2009 at 7:30 AM
Men...er... Hobbits w/books - v. Frodo
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
- Bill Cosby

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  • Sep. 7th, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Beware the Groove
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin

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  • Sep. 3rd, 2009 at 9:25 AM
Shirley says... WhatEVAH!
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
- Evan Esar

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  • Sep. 2nd, 2009 at 2:33 PM
Caution: Idiots Ahead
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
- Dudley Moore

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  • Aug. 29th, 2009 at 7:42 AM
Bad Kitty
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
- Lane Olinghouse

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  • Aug. 28th, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Will We Pay?
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
- Anatole France

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  • Aug. 27th, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Are you Stupid
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
- Jascha Heifetz

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  • Aug. 26th, 2009 at 8:00 AM
Soooo Tired
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
- Judith Martin

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  • Aug. 25th, 2009 at 8:57 AM
Only evil on days ending in Y - Malifice
Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished.
- Leslie Nielsen

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  • Aug. 24th, 2009 at 9:20 AM
Beyond the Surface
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
- Wilson Mizner

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  • Aug. 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Take your happy pill
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- Saki

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  • Aug. 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Daina - Holidays
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
- Jeph Jacques

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  • Aug. 21st, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Sparkly!
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
- Emo Phillips

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  • Aug. 20th, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Beyond the Surface
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
- W. Somerset Maugham

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  • Aug. 19th, 2009 at 9:49 AM
I read banned books
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
- Shana Alexander

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  • Aug. 17th, 2009 at 1:14 PM
Are you Stupid
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
- Jef Mallett

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  • Aug. 16th, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Books
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
- Artemus Ward

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  • Aug. 14th, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Reading Kitty
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
- Mark Twain

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  • Aug. 12th, 2009 at 12:10 PM
03-March 1-15, Kiss me I'm Irish
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
- Miss Piggy

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  • Aug. 9th, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Beyond the Surface
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
- Oscar Wilde

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  • Aug. 8th, 2009 at 9:44 AM
Don't make me kill you
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
- Emo Phillips

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  • Aug. 7th, 2009 at 9:26 AM
Firefox - 999999999; IE - 0
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson

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  • Aug. 6th, 2009 at 9:52 AM
Funny Face
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.
- Michel de Montaigne

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  • Aug. 3rd, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Only evil on days ending in Y - Malifice
Living hell is the best revenge.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

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  • Aug. 1st, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Funny Face
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers

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  • Jul. 31st, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Bad Kitty
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
- Henry Kissinger

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  • Jul. 30th, 2009 at 8:34 AM
Men w/Books - v. Burgi
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
- Beryl Pfizer

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  • Jul. 23rd, 2009 at 8:20 AM
iTigger
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
- Dan Rather

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  • Jul. 22nd, 2009 at 9:09 AM
Beware the Groove
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  • Jul. 21st, 2009 at 8:27 AM
Wish
"I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs."
-- Madonna

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  • Jul. 20th, 2009 at 6:32 AM
One egg short
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey

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  • Jul. 19th, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Drag Queen
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
- Sam Brown

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  • Jul. 18th, 2009 at 8:03 AM
Beyond the Surface
People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
- Russell Baker

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  • Jul. 17th, 2009 at 7:32 AM
Daina - Holidays
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers

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  • Jul. 16th, 2009 at 7:51 AM
Book addict
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
- Thomas H. Huxley

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  • Jul. 15th, 2009 at 7:50 AM
Don't make me kill you
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
- Evan Esar

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  • Jul. 14th, 2009 at 8:30 AM
Quoth the Server_404
Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
- Putt's Law

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